she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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