you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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