is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
