A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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