White coat. Heels.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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