I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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