The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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