love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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