He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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