we have officially lost it.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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