Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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