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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you

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(402): View more from Nebraska

There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.

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(330): View more from Ohio

sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.

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(802): View more from Vermont

My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.

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(224): View more from Illinois

At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face

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