It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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