Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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