I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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