just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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