Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
