i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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