So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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