white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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