no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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