Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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