I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i've created a new STD.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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