I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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