so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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