You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm passing your future prison.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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