Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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