Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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