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(316): View more from Kansas

I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper

(785): View more from Kansas

He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.

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(440): View more from Ohio

well look at the bright side

(440): View more from Ohio

maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

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(239): View more from Florida

allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.

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(863): View more from Florida

I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.

(863): View more from Florida

Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.

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