no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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