Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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