yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm at about main and main street
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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