do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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