i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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