My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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