her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Do vagina's smell?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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