Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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