ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he fucked my hip out of place.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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