I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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