wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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