I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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