Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
