i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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