UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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