i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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