so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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