I'm drive I can fine osifer
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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