If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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