Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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