i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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