Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Life is so much better after having sex.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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