VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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