Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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