that's an acceptable place to lick
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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