One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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