porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
