belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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